Wednesday, June 30, 2010

NEW: Old Spice Commercial

Swan dive! LOL

iPad Menu

This has to be one of the best ideas yet! A restaurant were the iPad is a menu and you can order your food from it too! No more "where is that waitress?"

You Should Get To Know Me

New Boy: A short film about a young African boy with a haunting back story starts school in Ireland, and finds out quickly exactly what it means to be the new kid. Winner of Best Narrative Short at the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival and nominated for an Oscar.


Damn You Brian Austin Greene!

Megan Fox and that dude from 90210 got married last week in Hawaii... I would of loved to have "transformed" her!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Nigo's Workshop: Part 2

Double K!

Coming from the gym... Do I even need to say anything?


From The Desk Of Michael Scott

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Steve Carell is tendering his resignation as the egotistical boss Michael Scott of "The Office", and leaving the hit TV comedy show next year.

Carell told Us Magazine that he would be leaving paper company Dunder Mifflin at the end of the upcoming TV season, in May 2011.

"Yes, it will be my last," Carell, 47, told while promoting his movie "Despicable Me". "It's the last (season) on my contract, and I want to honor my contract."

Carell, who won a Golden Globe award for his role, said he wanted to spend more time with his wife and two young children.

Carell began playing Michael Scott in 2005 when the U.S. version of the hit British mockumentary created by Ricky Gervais was launched on NBC.

NBC had no comment on Carell's remarks.

Carell's departure may not mean the end of "The Office" however. NBC executives told reporters in May that the network regarded the show as an ensemble piece and that producers were prepared for a possible departure by Carell.

The actor told Us Magazine he would be sad to leave the comedy series. "These are some of my best friends in the world! But it will be good -- it will be good for everybody," Carell said.

Its going to be hard to see you go Michael... That's what she said.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Trying To Get That Kobe Number...

... One over Jordan! This is why Kobe is wack! We all wanted to be Jordan! Why can't he admit it?

This Is A Good Thing...

Any guy who thinks its okay to rape a woman deserves this, plus more!! But how much did they have to pay the test subjects to try this product out?!

The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man’s penis during penetration, Ehlers said. Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it — a procedure Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest.

“It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it’s on,” she said. “If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter… however, it doesn’t break the skin, and there’s no danger of fluid exposure.”Ehlers said she sold her house and car to launch the project, and she planned to distribute 30,000 free devices under supervision during the World Cup period.


NEW: J.Cole

Who Dat

J. Cole - Who Dat (Directed by BBGUN) from bbgun on Vimeo.

Monday, June 21, 2010

"Curb Your Larry David" Interview

Season 8 coming 2011...

How close to the real Larry David is the on-screen Larry David?

He’s a person I would like to be.

How’s that?
Well, he’s honest; he’s not shackled by all these social conventions like the rest of us are. He says what he thinks. I don’t think he’s a mean person or even a curmudgeon. People say that but I don’t see him that way.

Have you ever tried to do that and get away with it, as your TV personality becomes increasingly well known?
Well, I am sort of melding with the character as time goes on, yes, and I am able to do a lot more of that.

The character is changing you?
Yes. The character is changing me.

Is that like therapy?
Yes, I love the Curb Larry and I’ve always hated this Larry so I’m becoming a little happier. Also the show allows me – well, there’s a scene in seven where I’m trying to open vacuum sealed plastic food wrapping – in real life I was doing and I cut myself. That packing is insane. I tried to write it and get the real life owner of the company on to the show and try to get him to open it… but sadly that didn’t work out.

You do get great celebrity cameos though – is that hard?

No, you just call people up and they all want to do it. We have Rosie O’Donnell in this series and I have a fight with her over the check. Let me tell you, she’s a force. She’s very formidable physically.

Where do you come up with the ideas?
I don’t know I just… I’ll look at my daughter’s doll, and think to myself, this doll could use a haircut. And if I did cut the hair, what would happen? Oh boy, my daughter would be really upset. And I can see that could be really funny.

In Seinfeld you had a running gag about how the show was created – there was a great scene with your character George in a meeting with the network boss saying they didn’t understand the show. Was that how it really happened?
Yes. (Grins widely)

And is Curb the show you were trying to make back than?
Um… Sort of, yeah. Seinfeld was pitched as a one-camera show, in fact. But that was a no sale and that’s when I said in the meeting – ‘This not the show!’ I looked at one of the guys from Castle Rock and he was going ‘oh my God, Jesus Christ, who is this guy? What the hell…’ I was just a comedian from New York telling NBC ‘this is not the show!’

What other TV comedy do you like?

I have kids. Most of the shows they watch, I’ll watch what they’re watching just to spend time with them. So I watch Gossip Girl.

Do you like it?
No, not especially but I can see why they do. I’ve watched Hannah Montana, That’s So Raven… I mean you can’t believe what I’ve had to watch. I told my daughter the other day – ‘do you know what I have had to do for you? I had to sit through Rugrats in Europe, OK? That was so painful but I love you so much that I sat through that with you.’

Do your kids watch your shows?
I didn’t let them watch for a long because it was inappropriate. Now they can watch it they don’t have any interest in it. They’ve never been a fan of the show, and they’re not a fan of their father. (Laughs)

How do you like seeing yourself on screen?
I have to edit my show every day for six hours – I’m in there with me talking. It’s brutal, to tell you the truth. I look horrible. I just can’t believe that people would watch me. It’s grotesque. I can’t even laugh at it – it’s too horrifying.

Why do people watch you then?

I don’t know. I think it’s funny. I think the stories are unpredictable. The show has a spontaneity that you don’t see everywhere because we’re improvising. I think people can relate to a lot of the things that they’re seeing on the show. So many people come up to me and go ‘I’m like you; my husband’s like you.’

The title is very un-American – curbing your enthusiasm.
Yes (laughs). I mean, who likes enthusiasm? It’s quite sickening isn’t it – to see enthusiastic people when you’re miserable. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants to ask how’s everything and hear; ‘fabulous! Things are fantastic! I feel great!’ No. You want to hear – ‘ehhhh, you know.’

How did you get into comedy?

I was living in New York and I didn’t really know what I wanted to do. I had odd jobs, I was a cab driver, I was a chauffer, I sold bras, I was taking acting classes but not really enjoying it and then one night I went to the Improv Comedy Club with some friends. I was going – ‘Jesus Christ, I could do this. I’m funnier than this guy. I can do this right now!’
I swear to you, I went up to the owner of the club and said – can I go on? He said ‘no, you can’t go on, have you ever done this before?’ I said no. He said – ‘you gotta come back and audition.’ Fortunately he didn’t let me on because that would have been the end of it. So I wrote some material and went down to this club in Greenwich Village and it was terrible but gradually I started to get the swing of it.

Now you’re the master…
Master? I am not a master.

Well, OK. Change of subject – you have a Seinfeld reunion in series seven. How did that happen?
I always said we would never do that, it’s a lame idea. And then I thought it might be very funny to do that on ‘Curb.’ I started to think of different scenarios, called Jerry, and he was game so I called the others, and we did it.

But why would on-screen Larry do the reunion?
That’s a very good question, and that will be answered in one of the episodes. That’s a big thing, because I would never do that, so there was a compelling reason why I decided to do it. Everybody was fantastic. It was a thrilling experience. It was really something. People are going to love it.

You’re sounding dangerously enthusiastic…
You know what? I am enthusiastic. I’m belying the title.


There's A Soccer Ball In This Picture???

... I don't see it?

Why Didn't I Think Of That?

Tie Tea Cup. If you drink a lot of tea, this is a great cup to have!



NEW: The Roots

Dear God 2.0

From Russia, With Love

Chromed out Bentley GTC coupe spotted in Russia.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Just FYI...

Courtside seats for tonights game are going for $60,000 and up! Just in case you forgot how broke you are.

Ha Ha!! Soccer Is Boring!

It really is!

Any Questions Athiests?

A large Christ statue in Ohio known as "Touchdown Jesus" was struck by lightning the other night and burned to the ground. God don't like when you misuse His name!

This Might Be The Hottest Tattoo Ever!

Darryl Willis... You Just Got Played!

When all else fails, blame it on the niggers! BP makes a Claims Processor the "face" of the oil spill! Ain't that a bitch! Where the hell is the CEO/President of BP!! He should be doing these commercials!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

A Milli... Seconds

Scientific research shows that men make snap judgments about women based on their appearance that lead them to decide almost instantly whether they’d like to “partner” with them or not — whereas women take more time to decide because they tend to factor in other information.

Men weigh up potential partners almost instantaneously based on their appearance because their “ancient” genetic preference for attractive mates leads them to, experts claim.

According to research, a woman with an attractive face is taken by men to be fertile and able to continue the family line, appealing to the man’s survival instinct.

In contrast women take longer to decide their feelings for a man because they need to weigh up whether he will be a committed partner who will provide for them well – part of their survival programming.

Professor Mark van Vugt and Dr. Johanna van Hooff, from the University of Amsterdam, and postgraduate student Helen Crawford, from the University of Kent, were behind the study which is to be published by the Oxford Journal Social Cognitive and Affective Neuroscience.

They tested men and women’s bias towards looks by conducting a series of tests on 20 women and 20 men, making them perform tasks while recording their brain activity.

While the subjects were doing the task they were shown a series of photographs of faces of the opposite sex, ranging from attractive to ugly.

Men were easily distracted when they saw a pretty face but women stuck to the task.

Professor van Vugt said: “Men definitely have the most wandering eye but it is because they have evolved to pay attention to cues of fertility and one of those cues is facial beauty – it’s not that men are shallow.

But we found they do make snap judgments about women, much earlier than was previously thought. They make that decision on whether a woman would be a good mating partner in milliseconds. This is something very ancient and a way of helping men find the best mate to produce children.

Women were not distracted by attractive male faces because women need more proof of whether a man is a good mate.

Women make that decision on behaviour, whether a man is trustworthy and committed. They make their decision much later than men.


Friday, June 11, 2010

Top 10: Hip Hop Album Covers Of All Time

1) Illmatic | Nas

2) Return To The 36 Chambers | Ol' Dirty Bastard

3) Liquid Swords | GZA

4) College Drop Out | Kanye West

5) Stakes Is High | De La Soul

6) Business As Usual | EPMD

7) Midnight Marauders | A Tribe Called Quest

8) Uptown Saturday Night | Camp Lo

9) Like Water For Chocolate | Common

10) Black Bastards | K.M.D.

NEW: Rick Ross

B.M.F. (Blowing Money Fast) Teaser

This track hits hard in the whip! Shout out to Puff and Fat Joe!

LeBron And The City

New York wants King James bad! Below is a list of things (mostly food) New Yorkers have offered to LeBron James if he signs with the Knicks! I don't see free BJ's for life...? That would get me to sign!

1. Bo Dietl offered a regular seat at Rao's.

2. The chief cook of Smoke in Da Eye offered
LeBron unlimited barbecue.

3. Bob Bertrand of The Original Soup Man said
free soup for life.

4. Bliss Spa has offered him treatments for life.

5. Palm Tribeca said hickory-smoked ribeye steak with jumbo Nova Scotia lobster for two.

6. Samantha Choi of the Classic Car Club Manhattan offered him an annual membership worth $10,000.

7. New Yorkers filled up a trailer full of gifts outside Madison Square Garden so that they can be delivered to LeBron James in Cleveland.

8. Hotelier Andre Balasz has offered LeBron a loft suite at the Mercer Hotel in SoHo.

9. Alexandre Petrossian will send over a snack of Royal Ossetra caviar sandwiches.

10. Sean Combs posted on Twitter promising LeBron James free Sean John clothing and Ciroc vodka for life.

11. Michael Symon's promise of an Iron Chef meal a month to an Iron Chef meal every two weeks in New York City.

Not bad stuff...

OMG! Bacon Flapjacks!

This is a real Aunt Jemima ad from back in the day. I am so making these! I'm going to use Turkey Bacon though.



Venice. Dope!


They're Grrrrreat!

So there's a new fad in China where people are taking their dogs and dying their hair to look like wild animals. I like this idea! If I had a dog I would do it. This Tiger-Dog is dope!



My One Piece Of Advice...

Thursday, June 10, 2010

"Entourage" The Movie!?

In a new interview with MTV – Mark Wahlberg expressed that he is very excited at the opportunity of an Entourage movie after the show comes to an end next season.

“I am more focused on making that movie than my own films,” Wahlberg said. “I just think we can make a great movie. I think people always wanted [it] and have complained that the episodes are too short — they’ve always wanted more. I think we’re going to do it.”

The real question is: when? It’s not unheard for a movie adaptation to surface while a TV series is still ongoing, but after six seasons, with a seventh starting this month, it’s more likely that we’ll see the movie follow the show. Wahlberg confirms that, and even lays out a rough timetable.

“I think we’re going to do it. We just have to end strong, and this season is, by far, the best season so far,” he said. “We’re going to have six episodes next year and end with a bang and then in the trailer you see [Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) and his associate, Lloyd] waking up together in Vegas not knowing what happened.”

I Have A Question?

How do birds get this covered in oil? I know all this BP oil spill stuff is terrible and the marine life suffers greatly, but really... How does a bird get this covered in oil? Can't it see the oil coming and fly away? or swim back to where it came from? Maybe I'm missing something. Fish I can understand but not birds? All marine birds, step your flying game up!

Before You Lose Yours Sense Of Humor...

NEW: Wiz Khalifa


This Is Our President!

He too cool! And I don't care what anybody says... that nigga is smoking weed in these pics!!

If Your Still Not Sold On The iPhone 4...

Press play.

Nike Air Force 1 Foamposite


Midwest Stand Up!!!

Congrats to the Chicago Blackhawks on winning the Stanley Cup last night! 49 years since the last championship! Its been a long time. Bears... Now its your turn.

Shout out to Patrick Kane for that winning goal and shout out to Jake Dowell, Adam Burish and Jake Skille them Wisconsin boys!

Peep video of MJ at the last home game rocking a Jonathan Toews jersey, the captain for the Blackhawks. (That must be his daughter standing next to him?)

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

NEW: Redman

Lookin' Fly

NEW: Rick Ross + Gunplay

I'm Just Saying (Remix) + Heavy

Straight From The Pen... Get It, The "Pen"

Lil' Wayne spits over the phone from jail while Drake records it. Drake also said he visited Wayne last week and they decided to do an album together when he gets out! If its done right, that album could shut the game down for a minute...! They should call it "The Carter in October"