Thursday, January 20, 2011

Damn You Justin Timberlake!

Your boy Justin T. has been reportedly texting my baby mama Olivia and she's been like it. I need to get famous real fast!

You Look Good Enough To Eat!

Michelle: Boy, you look good enough to eat!
Barack: Look at those titties!

Michelle and Barry at the State Dinner right before meeting with Chinese President Hu Jintao.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Bears + Packers = $$$

Tickets for next Sunday's much-anticipated NFC championship game at Chicago's Soldier Field may rival the Super Bowl in price. The reason of course is the heated rivalry between the Bears and Wisconsin's Green Bay Packers. In the long-standing Midwestern battle royal this is only the second time that the teams have met in the playoffs.  The Chicago Tribune reports that even the worst seats in the frosty upper outreaches of the stadium are selling for around $500 a seat on the secondary market. At seats range from $446 to $20,000 a ticket for the second row. The pricer tickets are generally in the United Club. Local brokers told the Tribune they haven't seen this kind of demand for tickets since the glory days of the Chicago Bulls back in the 1990s.


Damn Homie!

They got that nigga Don C... I wonder when this happened?

Definition Of Fresh


Midwest... Sit Down And Shut Up!

Until you have to deal with temperatures that turn water into snow as soon as it hits the air!  You need to stop complaining.

Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada


Could This Be Love...


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

B.A.P.E. (Beautiful Asian Pu**y Everywhere)

Must be nice to be Nigo...

Dem Dare

When Chicago was dope!

Shout out to Nowenen, Flip, Twilight Tone and The Knocker!

In Case You Missed It...

Yeah, its D-Rose again!

Its Gucci Time!

Gucci Tennis '84

Drops March 8th

Now That's A Real "Nike Head"!



Charlie Brown Likes Black People!


You Staying Loyal Or You Switchin'?


Definition Of Fresh

Amber went car shopping yesterday on her new reality show looking like this! She's dope.

Quote Of The Day

"A person who has to travel a distance for something, respects that something more.  So enjoy the trip." ~ Clarence Lexington

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tiret Makes Watch For Kanye

"Call the watch iPhone 4, its got that 'Face Time'"

Japanese Bedding...

What do they know, that we don't?


The 5 Best Options For Black Tie

The Classic

The Three-Piece

The Open Neck

The Skinny

The Maverick

Basically, stick with these five and you can't go wrong.  You'll be surprised how many events require black tie!

Call Me Mr. Excitment, Because...

Ghostbusters 3

Word on the street, is that Ghostbusters 3 is ready for production! One and two was my shit growing up!


"Your Reign On The Top Was Short Like Leprechauns..."

The rapper that died way to soon case is being re-opened for investigation reported CNN. How are they going to solve this case?... "Kick-in the door, wavin' the four-four.."


The Jalapeno And Cheese Made Me Do It!!!

As a non-beef eater, this could be the burger that brings me back to the darkside. Burger King’s new Jalapeno and Cheddar infused Steakhouse burger for $3.99. It looks gross, but the best food always does!

What You Want In Your Stomach, A Girl Or A Boy?

New February issue of Maxim

Olivia Munn, I want you to have my baby!