Friday, April 12, 2013

Lyrics Of The Day

A$AP Rocky
Long Live A$AP
Long.Live.A$AP

I thought I'd probably die in prison, expensive taste in women
Ain't had no pot to piss in, now my kitchen full of dishes
Nose bloody from that sniffin', your heroin addiction
Trigger finger itching fuck parental supervision
This be that murder business, little Timmy got that semi
I ain't kidding hide yo kittens, hit yo children with that Smith and
A bunch of ignant little niglets, hard headed, never listen
Purple sippin', finger twistin', teeth glisten like it's Memphis
A bunch of hypocritic Christians, the land of no religion
My Santa Claus was missing, catch you slippin' then it's Christmas
Motherfuck a wishlist, my ghetto was ambition
For my benjis and my Bentley, and them bitches now I gets gets
On the road to riches, a diamond rings, designer jeans
Toking on that biscuit till I'm no longer existing
I wonder if they miss me, as long as I make history
Now my soul is feeling empty, tell the reaper come and get me

[Hook]
Who said you can’t live forever lied
Of course, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll live long
You can’t ever deny
My flaws, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I'll live

Riding through your city like that motherfucka mine
Or toking on that semi, rob a motherfucka blind
License plate says wipe me down, car from 1989
But a nigga sits so pretty call that motherfucker fine
Lost your motherfucking mind, what's on your mind niggas talking down
Never talk to cops, make him talk God when I tote that 9, he ain't talking now
Tell 'em watch your spine, I mean watch your back
Better guide your track, better not look back
Now stay in line, don't step on cracks
So you break her back I'm talking 'bout your mom
Cause there's killers in my town, making hits, sniffing lines
Out committing crimes, wait for shit to simmer down
Corrupted little minds, 8 and 9, finna shine
On the grind, do you dirty with that shimmy shimmy ya
Where they shoot without a purpose, services 'n hearses
Kids who ain't deserve it, can't survive a thing, you're worthless
Strangers make me nervous, who's that peekin' in my window with a pistol to my curtains?

[Hook]

Who said you can’t live forever lied
Of course, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll live long
You can’t ever deny
My flaws, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll live

Pretty nigga rich, Flacko be the shit
And that bitch, know we poppin' so she boppin' on this dick
Nigga, R.I.P. to PIMP, can't forget Little Flip
And I take it out to Memphis so shout out to triple six




Bras Are Useless!


It's been said that if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. Well, leave it to a Frenchman to devote a good deal of his career to studying the many wonders of the female anatomy — specifically breasts. Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor at Besançon University, has spent the past 15 years of his life researching the endlessly fascinating world of bosoms — 330 of them, to be exact — and he has come to a surprising conclusion. According to Rouillon, bras are useless.
Professor Rouillon said: “Medically, physiologically, anatomically — breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity.” The study found that breasts were firmer and sagged less in the women who did not wear a bra, and such women were no more likely than others to suffer from back pain.
But brassieres have long played an integral role in society. There were sweater girls of the 1950s, followed by the bra-burners of the 1960s counterculture movement. Then came Madonna's Jean Paul Gaultier-designed conical lingerie and Oprah Winfrey's bra intervention. And, even more recently, the uproar that ensued when viewers couldn't tell whether Anne Hathaway's Oscars dress featured odd folds at the chest or if the actress was just really, really cold. Needless to say, we're a society that's obsessed with breasts and how they're covered and uncovered.
So what does this new development mean? Will women be encouraged to eliminate bras from their wardrobes? Will Victoria's Secret stock suddenly plunge in value? Will nip slips no longer be fodder for celebrity gossip blogs? Will men just get tired of seeing freewheeling breasts everywhere they turn? That last one is doubtful, but who knows. A world without bras is like a world with no structure — a lawless land. Why, this could be the most important scientific discovery to come from France since Charles Frédéric Gerhardt created Aspirin in the 1850s. We know not what the future holds, but bras, it seems, may not be a part of it.

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